MINI: Sick Bay

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2022

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

The school sickbay, a place of solace, calm and escape for students across the country, including Patsy's daughter

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
0:04.9	Patty, what's going in with you, mate?
0:06.4	I got a text message from school yesterday.
0:09.1	We've got a great system at school, actually.
0:11.0	When the kids go to sick bay, you get a little text alert to say,
0:14.5	hey, your kids in sick bay, this is what they've come with,
0:17.6	this is what we've done for them, they've gone back to class.
0:20.1	Do you get that?
0:20.9	Yeah. I don't get that. I think that's for a certain type of mum.
0:25.4	No, it's not. And you know what it's called? The system's called Tiger Mum. It's not.
0:30.7	Sometimes I get a phone call right and it's because they haven't got hold of my wife. and I go, yeah? And they go, oh, your daughter's here. And then I go, put her on.
0:37.9	And I will go, are you, are you really ill?
0:40.7	We have one of these, like a Q&A.
0:42.2	I reckon it's, you sound fine.
0:44.4	You sound, it's two o'clock.
0:45.5	Can you do another hour?
0:47.1	They must hear this, yeah, they're going, brutal down.
0:50.1	Grilling her. No, 90% of trips to the sick bay were just because you were fed up with Matt.
0:54.7	Absolutely.
0:55.2	And then I'd always go, what have you got on next?
0:57.7	Oh, oh.
0:58.8	A test.
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