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Jack said, John the Handbra, I've got a horrific story about a bag of dog food.

So get ready, everybody.

Here is Jack's horrific story about a bag of dog food.

Talking about that 20 kilo dog food reminded me over the grand final weekend.

I forgot to tell you, I can't believe I haven't told you this yet.

We moved our dog food outside because it's been in the laundry and then you have to walk all the way out to the dog bowl come back.

Do you keep yours in a laundry?

I was just in the laundry as well for some reason.

It's always in the road.

Yeah.

Well, keep it in the laundry because for a week we had it out on a shelf that Luna couldn't reach in the back under the deck. And we had put Gordon to sleep one night and Bianca and I parked up on the couch watching TV.

Then out of the corner of her eye, she sees through the window to the deck.

She goes, there's a tail in the bag.

Oh, gosh.

I get up.

I flick on the deck light and then perfectly silhouetted with the light behind it coming through the window,

a rat the size of a shoe box comes out of the dog food bag and scurries down the shelves and out into the night.

Oh my God.

It was huge.

Oh my gosh.

So what have you done?

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