I was at the Honoree Bay Aquarium when I was in middle school, my sister would have been

in college and there were like a bunch of birds around and I was like, I'm not really

crazy about birds, they kind of freak me out and she was like, that's weird because

you are such a bird and she said it in the most matter of fact as it's like really

linkered. She said it in this matter of fact way of like, well we all know you're like

a bird, right? Like, yeah, as if you know this, you're a bird. As if to be like, yeah,

well everybody knows you are weird about food or whatever, you know, like, well, to be

sure you are covered in feathers. Yeah, but like, by choice. That's true. You wake up

every morning. Some people curl their hair, some people put on makeup, you cover yourself.

I tar in feather myself. I get in a hot vat of pitch. Yep. Of what? Pitch. Oh, pit,

which I think is another day for tar. I think so too, but I thought you said piss and

now it's like, this is crazy. Okay, here's the thing. Laughing really hard makes it back

hurt a lot right now because I felt it. Sorry, I won't say piss. I won't say piss. I

won't say piss. No, I love to hear piss. It kills you. Oh, yeah, I wake up in the morning,

think it. Hot, not body temperature. No, no, you heated up. Yeah, yeah. And then you, then

what? And then I get in it. And that's in a rule around in feathers. Okay, great. I wasn't

sure when I thought maybe then you showered and then tarred yourself in feather yourself.

Well, okay, yeah, actually, that's a good point. I guess I do shout. I could get in the

piss, just just sort of, well, okay, because here's what the piss is for. You know how at the

Korean spa, when you go and you get a scrub, they tell you have to soak for a while to like

loosen the dead skin. I get in the piss to loosen the dead skin. I, we all get in the

piss to loosen the dead skin. Yeah, obviously. Then I scrub it off in the shower. That's

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