Jesus Was An Alien with Grant Martz

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

You ever read the Bible? That thing's crazy. They're always talking about big gleaming clouds abducting people, and miraculous cures that are far too advanced for the time, and other futuristic things like extra fish. So it's not a huge leap of logic to start thinking about Jesus might have been a dang alien. Our guest this week is musician/composer/sound guy/dear friend of the family Grant Martz, and he's pretty dang passionate about the possibility that rather than being some omnipotent Sky Daddy, God is actually a collection of aliens who are doing a kind of bad job trying to save the human race. On this ep Alexis, Katelyn, and Grant get real real about religion, bigotry, jet skis, the nature of time, rocks, and how cool Jesus was.

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0:00.0	Yeah, maybe the secret is a guy with an absentee dad, but a lot of good uncles.
0:24.0	Oh, that's a thing, which like because there's the separation with the uncle, you don't have to care as much about whether they're like a cool dude.
0:34.0	You can just have like a nice relationship with them because it's like, you know what, he did help me out.
0:38.0	He taught me how to ride a bike or whatever.
0:40.0	Yeah, and you're never going to be like, uh, Uncle Dan, like, didn't approve of me going into the arts.
0:46.0	Like, who fucking cares what Uncle Dan thinks?
0:49.0	Yeah, he, you know, he razzed me about it at Thanksgiving and then like, we just hung out and it was fine.
0:53.0	Mm-hmm. And then he'll say, how's your little, uh, poetry or whatever?
0:57.0	Would you paint or something? What, what the hell do you do?
1:00.0	Uncle Dan, God. But it's still fun.
1:02.0	It's so fun.
1:03.0	Uncle Dan, I'm a graphic artist.
1:05.0	Graphic artist.
1:06.0	Uncle Dan, I'm a touring musician.
1:08.0	Yeah. Yeah. Uncle Dan.
1:11.0	I've met Steely Dan.
1:13.0	You are Steely Dan, Uncle Dan.
1:15.0	Uncle Steely Dan.
1:17.0	Stop drinking. It's tearing this family apart.
1:19.0	You don't even remember what band you're in.
1:22.0	Oh, uh, well, we did our famous, uh, guy who's Uncle is Steely Dan bit.
1:29.0	Yeah, pull out the hits, baby.
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