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You're a monster. Mr. Grinch. Your hearts and empty home. Your brain is full of spiders. You have garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half month.

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I killed her Godfried. In case you thought Tony Bennett was hosting this week, I'm Gilbert Godfried.

And this is Gilbert Godfried's amazing colossal podcast with my co host Frank Santopadre once again, we're recording it, not make with our engineer Frank Froot, Rosa.

Now, in case you're wondering where that song came from. If you don't know, yeah, a lot of you are guessing gone with the win.

Now, it was the Grinch, the original. Yes, Boris Carlaw. Yes. And, and, uh, oh, well, it's based on the Dr. Su's Dr. Su's and the guy from the Warner Brothers Chuck Jones, great Chuck Jones. So you had a combination of Chuck Jones, Dr. Su's and Boris Carlaw.

Yeah, and it's rare that you hear a three guy spinning in their graves at the same time. I think you achieve that. And, and of course, carloft, of course, legendary, horror actor, and a Sarah carloft, we interviewed. We did. And she said that he wasn't that excited about most of his pictures. And he knew she didn't like horror movies. Right.

But when he did this, he was truly excited and thought he and knew he did something. Yeah. And Sarah told us he used to refer to Halloween and Christmas as his busy season. Oh, yeah, he was very proud of this and very proud of kids coming around and Christmas time.

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