Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried. This is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast. And I'm here with my faithful sidekick in Young Ward, Frank Santopadry.

And with once again, recording at Nutmeg with our engineer, the evil Frank Ferdarosa. Our guest this week is a well-known actor and watch me fuck this word up.

Volantropist, I know how to say piss, so that it's kind of a bladder problem he has. And a genuine pop culture icon. Notable TV appearances include The Simpsons, Clueless, SpongeBob SquarePans, Food Futurama, Robot Chicken, The New Hollywood Squares, and Light Night with Conan O'Brien among others.

But to millions of fans and TV viewers, he'll forever be known for defining the role of Robin. The boy wonder on the original and much beloved Batman television series.

50 years at the first Donning the Tights. More about that later, he's returned to the role that made him famous in the newly released animated feature.

Batman, return of the Kate Crusaders. He's one of the people we've wanted a talk to. Old so one of our most requested guests. Ever since we started this podcast, almost three years ago.

And we're pleased to say he's finally here. Holy anticipation. Please welcome to the show the boy wonder himself and quite a philanthropist.

Bird Wart. Hello citizens. Now can you can you bird as Gilbert Godfried say I'm Gilbert Godfried and we're going to speak to our guest today.

Bird Wart. Well, we told you're right. Your handler Roger told us you do a Gilbert impression. Yes.

I will. I'm accused of a lot of things. But let me see what I can do. Well, hello. I'm Gilbert Godfried and our guest today is Bert Warn.

Pretty good.

That'll do. Now we we have to I have to start off the interview with a way no one can ever follow it.

Uh oh, he had it. You're not right in for it, huh? Yeah. I'm going right in for it.

Bert, consider yourself warned. Okay. And I believe you talk about it in the book. Yeah. When Batman was the number one show on the air.

How much pussy was your madam was getting? Well, I don't know. You know, cat woman had a lot of cats on the show.

And you know, we had all those statuettes of cats. And we had one of the shows we were chasing a there was a there was a cat house.

Not like you would participate in, but one that actually had cats for rescue. So you know, I'm 15 and a half Gilbert.

Oh, Robin, Robin's age is an aseptic in all American. Well, Bert, in your book, which I'm going to plug here because it's a fun read boy wonder my life in tights.

Uh, which you wrote you co-wrote with Stanley Ralph Ross, the late great Stanley Ralph Ross. There are there are a few stories of you and Adam enjoying your fame.

Well, you know, that is true. And actually my book is one of those books. You can actually judge by its cover. Yes. I recommend people get an and look at the cover. Yeah, it's terrific. It's full of great stories.

Let's just say that Adam and I have great love and respect for our fans. And we will go to great links to please them.

And I heard and I and I asked Adam about this that he and the ridler Frank Gaussian attended an orgy together. And they were kicked out because they didn't want to take it to series.

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