134. Mario Cantone

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Starburns Audio

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Gilbert and Frank usher in the holidays with actor, comedian, singer and Christmas enthusiast Mario Cantone, who discusses his friendship with the legendary Jules Bass, channels Shelley Winters and Barbara Stanwyck and explains the sexual subtext of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." Also, Mario praises Andy Williams, Gilbert reinterprets Mr. Magoo, Buddy Hackett voices a groundhog and Judy Garland disses the Munchkins. PLUS: Charles Nelson Reilly! The many talents of Paul Frees! "The Honeymooners Christmas Special"! "The Claudine Longet Ski Invitational"! And the return of Carol Channing and Herve Villechaize! Give a Squatty Potty to somebody special this year for the holidays and they can experience a perfect elimination year round! Go to http://SquattyPotty.com and use code GILBERT and save 25% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried.
0:26.9	This is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast. I'm here once again with my co-host,
0:35.0	Frank Santopadre, and once again we're recording at Nutmeg with our engineer, Frank
0:42.7	Fraterosa. Our guest this week is making his second appearance on the podcast and
0:49.1	is backed by popular and overwhelming demand.
0:53.0	Was it really popular? Yes, it was.
0:57.7	Was it demanding? Was it was I demanded? I love being demanded. It's lovely to be
1:04.7	demanded. I share the tweets with you. Well, you know, that technical social media stuff,
1:10.0	I don't do it that much. I don't particularly like I do do it, but my my Instagram is like
1:16.2	an abandoned amusement park. It's just it's it's there. It's sad. I don't care. I do it once
1:21.0	in a while, but I did see those tweets because I'm slightly ego maniacal. I need to know
1:26.2	that I'm love more to come after this one. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Oh, keep going, Gilbert.
1:31.1	I'm sorry. More accolades. More pies. Come out. That was our guest Vin Diesel. Yes. I always
1:41.2	knew he was a homosexual. I said it. I said it. I know he's so mysterious. He dodges
1:50.9	the sexuality questions. You never see him with the woman. Come on, Vin. Since 2016,
1:57.6	kids are jumping off of bridges. We need you. Christ. Let's see if you can get through the
2:08.5	intro. Sorry. I keep going. Okay. Where was I? An accomplished actor, singer and writer?
2:14.2	I am an accomplished actor, singer and writer. You are. I'm a terrible writer. I just speak.
2:19.5	I don't really. But I do sing and I am an actor. A lesbian. Can't imagine being a lesbian.
2:29.1	I can't. We love guests that don't let us get through the intro. Well, keep going. I like
2:34.0	that. I like to bounce off the intro. I remember doing that last time. I just kept bouncing
2:37.8	off and back and forth. Back and forth. It's like a riveting comedy ping-pong ball game. Go
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