Come here, base fool. Go. Find Miss Joy. Come down. Guys, I need you to know, I have been trying to get Joy to sit down and shut up for the last two hours. And Rachel just has so many stories. She telling me. We are, yeah. Abby's not here, so she's like, I need somebody to talk to.

We are pre-filming this, like two weeks before it comes out. I have to cover my feet because of you, people that will not respect my consent or lack thereof. Anyway, hi, I'm here with Joy and Blaze. And he is just up once again, licking around her face. He's so cute. All right. I love you. I love him. No, but we seriously, Joy got here around like 4.30. It is now about 6.30. We're making good time. Oh, is that good? Mind you, we already hung out earlier today. Yes. We've already told all the stories. So what this podcast will entail. Who knows? Blaze, you need to not, buddy. He's like, well, but we've started. I could do it now. This is my job. Maybe a little bit. All right. Let's start with the joke of the day, everybody. Yes. Are you ready for this? Bannan-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Okay, why did the lobster blush? Let me think. Because it was boiling alive. What the hell? That is morbid. That's what people do to them. Yeah, I know. Why did the lobster blush? Let me think. Because it was a... Nope. Crestation a crustace station. I don't know.

Blush station? I'm just making up words. Joyce, as I say oyster weird.

Oyster. How do you, how do you say it? Let me hear it. No, I think it's the same.

Oyster. Oyster. Oyster. You want me to say it or no? Oister. Butster. Oyster. Oyster. But I'm saying oyster. Oyster. Like, I'm going, oink, oink, oink, o'clock. Yeah, I was like on our oyster night. And she's like, oyster? Oister. Oister. Oyster. It's like the way. Oyster. When I say pen and pin, I have to be so intentional. Pen and pin?

Pink. Pink. That's so funny to me. Pink. Pink. Pink. Does it sound weird when I say pink. Pink. No, because I don't hear it. My whole family. I don't understand. And I just found out this has to do with my family is originate well half my family originates from the Kansas the Kansas the state of Kansas where they say like don't you know like

that and that's Minnesota oh don't you know no no Kansas says warsh instead of wash oh yes warsh

and what's the other one? They do.

I don't know. They say, they have a slightly different dialect. A little slying. And apparently, I just found this out. I don't know if it's true. Didn't research it. Apparently. That Canzilians. Canzidians? I just made that up. Kansases.

Some of that dialect makes it so you can't hear the difference between like Doom and Dune,

pen and pin.

And I grew up being raised by a Kansas.

Got it. By Kansas.

Kenzin.

My mother was born in Kansas.

So, yeah. So I was raised not, like, not being able to hear the difference between those things. That's so interesting. So when you're like, you say oyster weird, I have to really listen to how you say it and be like, oyster. No, the way you said oyster just made me want to copy. I'm like, oyster. Yeah. It's like when you hear some of the British accent. It's like right here in the front of your face. Oy. Oyster. Oyster. Oyster. Oister. I have to open up. Ois. Yeah. What it is, I make it nasal. Yeah. Same with pink. Pink. Yeah. Like everything is up in my nose. It's very nasally. And I have to. Oh my God.

Thank you.

But I'm to open up my throat. Yeah. Oy. Yeah. Yeah. I can feel my tongue. The difference. Oi. Yeah. Anyway, why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom. Oh, it would have never got that. I know. It's almost like you're trying to think about like a puny, I know. Do you want another one? Yeah, why not? I haven't read this one through yet, so we'll see what it is. When I was at the gym yesterday, everyone kept asking me why I was always sitting still on the stationary bike. I'm going downhill, dude. Mind your own business. That's good. That's actually pretty funny. Oh my God. I had a stationary bike for years that I never used. And I think last month, I looked at Abby. I was like, sell that.

I don't want it anymore.

It's just taking up space in my gym. Oh, yeah, you did have a bike.

I never, ever used it.

And I just got so bored and I was, my butt was always uncomfortable.

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