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One of the few places on the internet that you, right there, listening or watching, can find an uncensored version of me.

Hello, I am Rachel, and welcome back to another solo episode.

How's everybody doing today?

I don't know if you can hear that, but Blaze thought right now would be the perfect time to drink some of his water. There he goes. Now he's here. Blaise boy, dog of the day. Getting comfy on his couch. I'm washing all his blankets right now. So the couch is not to his liking. I apologize, good sir. But I got to clean your stink every once in a while.

I actually want to shampoo the armrests of that couch. If you watch my vlog channel, the armrests,

our caked in like blood muck from him, his jowls, get these little creases and sometimes they bleed.

And then when he lays his head on stuff blood gets on it it's disgusting and i couldn't stop it so i just let it happen it doesn't seem

like his jowls are doing that anymore i think he might have like cut them because he was eating

the tree a lot so i need to wash my couch. But that was a disgusting conversation.

Hi. How's everybody doing? Let's jump into some things, shall we? Let's start with a joke of the day.

This one is a medium length. I hope you like it. A guy is sitting at home and he hears a knock at the door.

Saunters on over, opens the door and he sees a snail on the porch. Confusing. He picks up the

snail and throws it as far as he can. You don't want a snail at your house in your yard. It eats your

plants and stuff. A year later, there is another knock at the door.

He opens it and he sees the same snail.

And the snail says, what was that all about?

You get it because it took the snail a year to make it all the way back to yell at this guy.

That's it. That's the joke. It's not too impressive, but I thought it was worth the chuckle.

I find these online, right? I'm not making these up myself. So don't get too mad at me if you didn't like it.

Okay, and there's quite a few things I have learned this week on the interwebs.

One is that active volcanoes were on the moon when dinosaurs were alive. How do they know this? I don't know.

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