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Rachel Uncensored

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Rachel Uncensored

Rachel Ballinger

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7985 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to Rachel uncensored. One of the few places on the internet that you can find an uncensored

0:08.6

version of me. Hello, I'm Rachel, and welcome back to another solo episode. I'm still getting over a cold

0:15.9

when I'm filming this, so I apologize for the nasal congestion, the occasional sniffle, and throat clear.

0:24.3

But hello, how's everyone doing? I don't, I feel like I'm not close enough to my microphone and I'm

0:30.0

struggling. I'll live. I'll survive. I will survive. I'm no, I'm a habit, soba-de-ba-a-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba.

0:43.9

One of the symptoms of me getting over my cold currently, which is annoying, because this is, this episode's not going out for like two weeks.

0:50.9

So you guys are going to think I've been sick for a very long time.

0:54.9

I haven't.

1:01.4

But one of the lingering symptoms is stuffy nose. And then I think my ears are clogged.

1:08.4

Because I'm always yelling. I'm aware of that. But it seems as though I can't hear myself even more than normal. And I'm not doing well with it. I don't like it.

1:14.8

I feel as though one of my senses is being stifled because it is. Oh, also with this cold,

1:21.4

I have been breathing out of my mouth again when I sleep. And it made realize how terrible of sleep I used to get.

1:30.3

Sleeping with your mouth open is not good for your sleep. I actually know this for a fact.

1:35.4

I've seen sleep doctors talk about it, but experiencing it firsthand being like, oh my gosh,

1:41.5

I really wasn't getting the best sleep. And hold on, I just wanted to charge my ring. There it is. I really wasn't getting the best sleep. It was hard to do so. And that is also why my lips used to be chronically chapped. Okay, in case anyone is new here, which I don't think there is, but that's fine. If you are, what are you doing here?

2:01.8

How did you get here? I'm glad to have you. Just a little confused. Did you bring an antipasto salad?

2:07.8

Because all are welcome who do. Anyway, what was it talking about? Oh, a few years back, I went to an

2:16.3

ear, nose, and throat doctor, because I had a feeling, why did I go? Because I, I didn't want to breathe out, I wanted to breathe out my nose. And I was like, I feel like I'm having a hard time breathing out my nose. And there's something else. I'm a mouth breather, blah, blah, blah. He took a look and he's like, there's a lot going on with you. I had no surgery. I had my thingyma bobs in my nose shrunk. I had my deviated septum

2:38.7

straightened, and I had my sinus pockets expanded. So much gross stuff. But I did not realize

2:46.4

how badly my breathing was until that surgery,

2:51.6

I used to only breathe out of maybe one nostril at 50%.

2:55.6

That was just like my standard.

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