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I feel like there's also like having a baby but also like don't you feel a little disconnected from time just like with what's going on in the world? Like don't you feel like remove from a traditional timeline? Like you're just kind of like in this nebulous like like I had a baby you're living at home like you have a job like it just feels like nothing is normal anymore. No, and we are already dealing with pandemic

and now there's a war. There's a war just like yeah it's tough out there everything's falling apart. You're like I haven't worn pants in two years I'll be honest. I wear pants I wear jeans all the time and I remember when the pandemic started people like I'm not wearing hard pants. I wear jeans every day of my life. I'm going to wear jeans in my grave. You won't have the choice unless you die while wearing jeans but also that was like the big joke when the pain that was started like oh I got to put on pants.

I'm not wearing pants pants pants pants. I bought my first pair of jeans recently and and I felt like that I because I wasn't because I was pregnant for so long and maternity jeans or they were too tight anyway but really good about that. Do they look as good as they always did know but they're black jeans they're black skinny skinny leg high rise millennial denim and and I'm like I'm not giving up and people are like do you probably my jeans out of my clothes?

I'm like yeah you probably these tight black jeans out of my cold dead clam. I'm like why is no one saying cold dead clam?

I see what because they shouldn't be well back in equilibrium for the show the balance of the universe has been restored with the sixth infinity stone which was a clam joke.

You're so proud that you've watched all the Marvel movies. It's so sad. It's such a mom thing like I'm caught up but on stage when I make an infinity stone reference people lose their mind.

How is that just your whole act now is Marvel reference?

Okay do you want to hear the evolution of a joke? Do you want to hear how it's okay?

Okay so my daughter is a very normal baby. Actually it's not true she's very smart but you know I you don't want to get up there

and be like wow my daughter shits vertically like oh my god because I've noticed when you bring it up people kind of cringe when you

talk about babies like having like loose poop and Noah is like don't talk don't say she has diarrhea he's like because she doesn't it's just baby poop but I'm like but explosive

diarrhea is very funny and he's like but don't say that about her because that's so we're very careful about like what we put on her anyway.

Um sometimes babies go to the bathroom and it's just like oh my god it's just like this little yellow river and so he was joking about how it was so much was coming out the other day.

He he's like I'm holding her and like you hear like and he's like it's so deep that he's like I could have sworn I heard like Noah Noah like a demon is coming through her butthole

which the idea that a demon would try be trying to contact the sweetest man ever like Noah Noah help me like poltergeist right so I thought that was so fun

that he did a voice like Noah like it's coming through your daughters but so I was like I'm gonna take that and say it on stage.

And so I did it and nobody laughed I'm like oh Liza and I'm like oh she put you know and people didn't laugh and then I was like how can I get them to laugh at this and the other day I said Liza find me the sixth infinity stone and then they laughed and I was like so it's worth it. I tacked on a little bit of pop culture.

Do you think at that point they're just laughing because they are like I know that yes a lot of laughing is from recognition like when you cite a name or a source people are like I have heard of that as well

infinity stone and you're a girl saying it even more novel that's how you break down a joke that's how I get all these little chuckles out of men if I say a word like carburetor they're like she knows what she tells him about I don't but that doesn't matter.

I don't need to know cars to make a joke about cars and I don't need to know you to give you life advice now kick it.

High lies and team I've had some coffee recently was asked to be a bridesmaid in my friends wedding yay I'm coming in late in the game as I was chosen because another bridesmaid is now unable to attend.

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