That TCB Lifestyle

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Episode #601: We switched it up last minute and are bringing you a regular TCB episode this fine Infomercial Tuesday! This episode is a true reflection of the TCB Lifestyle…drugs, EPMs, and a pretty pretty penis. TCB the lifestyle pod The Bear was snubbed Zac Efron getting jacked We’re going to bed early Nat Geo/Drugs Inc Buying shitty weed in Techwood Cocktober Krissy got contacts The man that has 100 unwanted orgasms a day A pretty pretty penis Ben, Jen, & Dunkin Blue might have diabetes? Bryan pronouncing Chappell Roan as Chappelle Ronan Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm Mr. Sterling's right hand arm, man.
0:05.0	I'm Mr. Sterling everything.
0:08.0	I'm his confidant, his best friend,
0:12.0	his silly rabbit.
0:15.0	His what?
0:16.0	His silly rabbit?
0:17.0	Yes.
0:18.0	Is that what he calls you?
0:20.0	No.
0:26.6	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:32.6	You know, this may not be, I'm not, I don't want to, like, give life advice here, but maybe this lady you're married to is not the right wife.
0:35.7	Maybe you need, like, a nymphomaniac wife.
0:37.8	And then the two of you can help each other just like solve the problem. You know what I'm saying?
0:41.8	There's someone out there for you, Dale, and you got to figure it out. When life gets down,
0:45.7	just keep coming. Just like you said. I'm going to remember those words for the rest of my life, Dale.
0:52.1	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:57.4	The 30 at the morning!
0:59.1	Oh, yeah, I'm casting kittens.
1:00.6	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:02.2	I'm Brian.
1:03.0	This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.
1:05.4	Chris and Joy Holtley, best to you, Chris.
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