World Party Day

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Originally Aired April 3, 2024: Farewell to State Patrol Colonel Matt Langer. Getting blasted at a house party! Everything you've ever wanted to know about taking a toilet's virginity.

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0:18.7	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90. 93. The X half-ass morning show. Ninety, three.
0:24.0	Er.
0:25.0	It's World Party Day.
0:28.0	Ooo doggie, we got a party now.
0:30.0	I like the party.
0:31.0	You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock and roll, chips,
0:34.1	dips, chains whips, you know your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean no, I'm not
0:38.6	talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything like that.
0:43.0	No, no, no, just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals.
0:49.0	P-A-R-T. Why?
0:51.0	Because I got it! Let's get this party started! It's show time.
0:57.0	World Party Day. Today? On a Wednesday?
1:03.0	That's stupid.
1:04.0	Yeah, you know if World Party Day.
1:07.0	If the people at World Party Day, if they want to, you know, gain a little steam they might start by making sure it never lands on a Wednesday.
1:17.0	Yeah, if it's going to be the first week of April, why not the first Friday of April?
1:22.0	That makes sense.
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