Hello, Josh.

Welcome to the middroom.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

So my story is me and my stepbrother and I used to go mow lawns in the summertime,

raise money for camp or, you know, whatever.

And we'd carry a milk jug full of water, you know, stay hydrated.

We'd be out for eight hours a day.

We'd get dropped off and picked up eight hours later.

Well, we'd split up, mow lawn separately.

And when I met back up with him four hours later, apparently he got more gasoline. So he dumped out the water and filled up

gas for the lawnmower, not knowing I grabbed that jug and chug about three gulps of gasoline.

Oh, man.

It was horrible.

Yeah, well, sure. Okay, I got to ask. Did you get drunk?

I don't know.

I ran to a random house and grabbed the hose and rinsed and chugged water.

Possibly, you know, heat exhaustion and gasoline.

I'm guessing there was some euphoria to that.

Did you, did you puke at all?

The gasoline, yes.

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