Hello, Patty. Welcome to the men's room.

Hello there.

Hola.

Ola.

Well, this wasn't my brightest hour. I'll say that.

Oh, no one's called with their brightest moment today, that's for sure.

I know, but it's so good to share with people who've been as, not dumb, but just in a questionable situation.

So it was summertime having a bonfire.

I'm inside getting everything ready and pre-gaming.

Guys are outside trying to get the fire started.

Doesn't tell us, hey, don't touch this bottle.

We use gasoline to start the fire. So it's getting dark. We're

still all partaking because that's what we do and reached down and grabbed what I thought was my

like wine cooler because this was a while ago. And it just didn't taste right. Really didn't

taste right. And I was like,

what the heck are you guys drinking? And they're like, what it tastes like? I'm like, I don't know.

They grabbed it and they said, you just drink. The fire starter. Oh, my gosh. How much did you drink?

Too much. I drank too much. And I couldn't vomit it.

It was stuck and we didn't have any charcoal.

And the belting for the next day was disgusting.

They did smell like gasoline?

Oh, yeah.

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