And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, summer is around the corner, and that means grilling season will soon be in full swing.

Unless you're Miles Montgomery, who's grilling now because it's up and stopped working.

But whatever the case.

Just know that 3 million Weber grill brushes have been recalled after multiple people injured themselves

after they accidentally swallowed the loose metal bristles, and it required surgery.

Now, one person suggested using magnets to remove the bristles.

Now, this is not a good idea.

And the kid of New Zealand,

yeah, he found that out when he lost part of a bowel after swallowing a magnet and then

swallowing 199 more magnets. Yes, he swallowed 200 magnets and he did it on purpose. Now,

a woman in South Carolina, she drank her soda on purpose, but she says she wouldn't have drank her soda if she had known there was a dead mouse inside of the can.

That's right, surprise.

Now, to be fair, there was no way to know the mouse was in the can until after she drank most of it.

So, you know, she has my sympathies.

On the other hand, a woman in Arizona,

she almost died after eating a friend's homemade food. Now, the homemade food in question

was, fermented

swordfish. Now, I don't want a victim

shame here or anything, but come

the hell on. It is fermented swordfish

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