Our question, what happened when you had to relieve yourself?

206, 803 Rock.

Hello, Miguel.

Welcome to the men's room.

Ola.

Ola!

So, this was when I was about eight years old, and we were at a park with my cousins.

You know, we were hanging out, playing soccer, whatever,

and I don't know where I realized, well, I got to go.

And so about a block up from where we were playing at, there was like public restrooms, right?

And so I'm like, all right, well, I'm just going to go up there and do my business.

So I run up there and the freaking doors are locked. And so I'm like, all right, well, I'm just going to go up there and do my business. So I run up there and the freaking doors are locked. And so I'm like, oh, no, what am I going to do? You know, I really had to go. And so I go back to where my cousins were. I'm like, hey, the bathroom's locked. What do I do? And they're like, we'll just hold it in. You know, we'll be done in a little bit. and we were waiting for my family to pick us up. And so I was like, I can't hold this in.

So. and they're like, we'll just hold it in, you know, we'll be done in a little bit. And we were waiting for my family to pick us up. And so I was like, I can't hold this in. So luckily, sort of, we lived about 10 minutes away walking. And so I'm like, I'm going to go home and, you know, go do my business. And they were like, well, nobody's home and the doors are locked. Nobody had any keys. And I was like, well, I'm going to have to, I don't know, go through the window or something. So I run home. Of course, the doors are locked. I can't get in. And in a panic, I look around me and next door there's a house with a lot of like small bushes and like kind of smaller trees

and I'm like I'm going to go in there and do my business so I go in there pop a squat I do my

business and then I'm thinking oh man I don't have anything to wipe with so i'm sitting there waiting and i'm like i'm just

going to wait for them to get home i'll sneak in once they're home and then you know finish cleaning

up no one will know what happened so i'm sitting there i don't know how long goes by and they get home

and i'm thinking they're not going to see me and as soon as they walk right past me they're like

Miguel and i'm like hey oh And I'm thinking they're not going to see me. And as soon as they walk right past me, they're like, Miguel?

And I'm like, hey.

Uh-oh.

I'm just sitting there with, you know, number two on the ground.

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