Miles' Boat Adventure
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 15 September 2025
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| 0:00.0 | But he had a fishing boat, and the spot that we had to go to was probably 35 minutes to 40 minutes. All right. So some of the better holes were underneath the Chesapeake Bay Bridge by the giant pillars. Mm-hmm. They have down there. So once you get out there, man, you're, you can't just turn around and come back if you need to use the bathroom. No. So he had this thing, which was like this little portable toilet that you put on the back deck, and it's got like a little small toilet, and you sit on, it's plastic, and you poop in it. All right. And you're hanging off the boat, get rid of your poop, you know, you wash it out. Why wouldn't just poop directly into the water then? Why wouldn't just hang your ass on the boat? There's a you could you could get poop all over the side of the boat |
| 0:38.7 | Oh, okay, all right, all right, fair enough. So, but that was one of those things. That's his main concern. Yeah, you don't want it outside of your house. The boat's got a flat back to it. It's a fishing boat. Sure. And you put that thing down and you drop ass and you're poop it out in the open, you know. I mean, there's other boats out there's nowhere to hide. |
| 0:54.2 | Yes. |
| 0:54.6 | I mean, there's a bridge above you. |
| 0:55.9 | I know it's very high, there's other boats out there. There's nowhere to hide. |
| 0:54.3 | Yes. |
| 0:54.6 | I mean, there's a bridge above you. |
| 0:55.9 | I know it's very high, but you can still look down. I just drove over that bridge a couple weeks ago and we're coming back from Delaware. If you were taking a poop in the boat, keep my, that's a very long bridge. And it is very high, but I would know exactly what you're doing. Like there's a guy pooping right there. |
| 1:09.3 | Right, not only that, but there's no water in. |
| 1:11.0 | You're basically just pooping into a plastic tub. |
| 1:13.4 | So I don't know if you've ever... but know exactly what you're doing. Yes. Like there's a guy pooping right there. Right. Not only that, but there's no water in. |
| 1:12.9 | You're basically just pooping into a plastic tub. |
| 1:15.4 | So I don't know if you've ever docked one. |
| 1:25.5 | But if it's not all the way submerged in water, it's much worse. The smell is horrible. Yeah. You need, the water helps you. you know, especially if you make like a volcano island or whatever, you can smell that. |
| 1:26.0 | It is no. That's basically what I was doing in that. |
| 1:28.6 | And then, you know, you're just trying to wash it out. |
| 1:30.8 | It was just it was it was it was |
| 1:32.4 | it was worse did you find the fish started trailing you we we had chum and that smelled too so it was |
| 1:39.1 | almost pretty good that the chum was out on the deck the cover the smell of your stink yeah |
| 1:43.1 | poop yes without question and we were using live bait and that helped as well so between the squid and the chum was out on the deck. The cover of the smell of poop. Yes, without question. And we were using live bait. |
| 1:45.5 | And that helped as well. So between the squid and the chum and all that stuff. And poop. And the poop. It was just so weird. Like, your buddy's like, dude, turn around. Yeah. And, you know, like, he's still fishing the deck and stuff. Like, he's fishing around me. I'm pooping. |
| 2:00.2 | But he's still throwing out lines. |
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