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What is the most embarrassing mistake? Someone has made it work. 206-803 rock.

Hello, John. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola!

Ola!

So, my mistake, actually, I was working part-time at a 7-Eleven.

I worked overnight, so, you know, the crowds here and there, not too many people, but the few you get are kind of crazy.

Yep.

I got bored.

I'm rummaging through all the drawers behind the counters, just kind of looking for something to do, something to play with, occupy my time.

I found a little, it looked like a hand, a finger button, looked kind of like a flashlight. It's got a little LED light on the front of it when I pressed it. It glows red.

Like, all right, cool. I pressed it a few times, play with it, throw it back in the drawer.

And, I don't know, 15 minutes later, a single police officer walks into the gas station. So me trying to be funny, I go, oh, ha, ha, it wasn't me, guy. And he looks at me real serious. He just kind of looks behind him and starts looking around. four more officers walked in,

fully loaded, bulletproof vests, AR-15s.

I had pressed a silent alarm.

Oh, my.

And how many times do you think you pressed it?

I couldn't hear you there.

How many times do you think you pressed it?

Somewhere between five and 500.

Okay.

Jesus.

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