Hey, The Browser!

Hey, everybody, and welcome to Wizard and the Bruiser, starring your scariest snoozer, Holden McNeely.

And it's me, the, wait, bruiser?

I said I'm a snoozer this week.

I can't, I can't do this this week.

I can't.

Jake, what happened to you?

He came in.

I'm actually happy he started talking because when he came in, he just was going, oh, oh, and I was like, Jake, we have an episode to do.

You got to say words.

I mean, I just, is the shivering picking up on the mic?

Because I'm vibrating with existential.

It's crazy because you're saying that, but see you say you're shivering but you're sweating

For your cover you're just like a wet man

Supposed to be an easy episode

You're supposed to be just a fun little romp down nostalgia lane beep beep in my fun bug and it's the fucking A-car pile up a bullshit this week.

Jesus Christ in heaven, if you are real, which I'm doubting now, why would you curse us with

this infernal topic?

You asked for it.

I never wanted to do this.

I can't tell you how hard it is. You know what? That's it. Let's just play

the song. That's what they want to hear. Marcus, please,

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