Hello, I am H.R. Giger here to invite you to an hour of funniness and laughter and history and worms.

The worms, they crawl within me.

Now, H.R. Ganger, thank you for joining us today on Richard Richardson's rich, rich chat.

Richard Chat.

It is a play.

You know your name is five Dix.

Now my name, so that is my...

That is the minimum requirement for all of my paintings.

Now, Geiger, we have, you have that unique ability.

Some see names or words in colors.

You see names and words in dicks.

Where did this come from?

How do you think you were able to establish this unique human ability that not many have?

Many children talk about having parents,

but I only had a puddle.

I emerged from it and returned to it every day after school.

The children, the cruel children, would beat me, called me puddle boy and whack at my genitals.

Now, I'm going to say a series of words.

You tell me how many dicks consist of each word, okay?

I'm a trained industrial designer in my hometown of Zurich, Switzerland. Okay, thank you for that fact.

Mr. Geiger. Okay, so first word, books. I imagine the testicle throbbing on the end of a woman's bosom, several dicks emanate.

The dicks are also fingers.

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