Midterms!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2022
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Who won? Was there a wave?? Some waved goobye. Some are still waving their guns. The gang talks midterm election results, Christmas, and Swiss guinea pigs.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | This episode is brought you by Liquid Ivy, athletic greens, and hello fresh. |
| 0:15.8 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update. |
| 0:21.9 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:25.8 | The midterm elections are over. |
| 0:27.5 | Well, I mean, not really. |
| 0:29.4 | They're kind of done, but there's always those states that count their ballots like they totally are smoked out and the old Wiederoosky, man. |
| 0:36.5 | All right, one for this dude. Oh, one for that dude. Oh man, this dude's name is Richard Ball, Dick Ball, bro, I'm losing it. So where are we now? Well, I couldn't tell you. I'm not sure if the Democrats are happy or the Republicans are happy. All I know is a lot of lying, cue believing Dingleberry's loss last night. However, Marjorie |
| 0:57.4 | Taylor Green won because Georgia. She was up against Marcus Flowers. Now, Flowers served the United |
| 1:03.1 | States Army from 1994 to 2003. His career experience includes working as a contractor and official |
| 1:10.4 | with the State department and the |
| 1:12.3 | Department of Defense so he is totally qualified and has all the experience. He's calm and he |
| 1:17.9 | knows how government works. Why wouldn't Georgia vote for Marcus over this screaming three-toed |
| 1:23.6 | red flag? Oh right. Instead they decided to vote in this anti-democracy pro-caus moron. |
| 1:31.7 | Also, Annie Oakley lost. |
| 1:33.0 | That's right. |
| 1:33.4 | Bobert is out. |
| 1:34.6 | Who's Marge going to play Barbies with? |
| 1:38.3 | These two gentlemen here have to go to a runoff, even though Senator Warnock has a B.A. |
| 1:42.6 | in philosophy and a PhD in theology. |
| 1:45.3 | Yeah, you can call him Reverend Doctor. |
| 1:47.3 | And Hersha Walker has CTE and frequent abortion miles. |
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