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Titus Podcast

Poll Suckers

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The gang talks polls, poles, mainstrem news, and chocolate milk.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander for the Titus podcast.

0:11.3

This episode is brought to you by Butcherbox, Field CBD Oil, FitBod, and Athletic Greens.

0:17.0

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

0:21.2

Hello everyone, I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update.

0:26.2

Polling, no it's not a new thing the British monarchy does to.

0:28.8

It's spices up, Salmi.

0:30.7

It's something we used to determine where we are on the political landscape.

0:34.4

Polsters, not to be confused again with Peggers.

0:37.3

Andrew, you enjoy this really.

0:40.8

Polsters take a sample of the population and ask them questions.

0:43.7

Who do you like in this election?

0:45.9

Are you happy with the current president?

0:49.1

And this goes all the way back to 1936 where Tom Dewey was announced as president when

0:54.2

Roosevelt actually won.

0:56.5

Let me explain to you how it pulls work.

0:58.0

Now the tried and tested method of a poll was to call on landlines using the robocalls

1:03.0

or you know, in landlines.

1:05.6

But seriously, who has a landline?

1:07.8

Grammuz, shut ins and hoarders.

1:09.7

Hello, this is Marvin.

1:11.6

Yes, I think Joe Biden is a demon.

1:13.8

Can you come over and sit with me on by myself?

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