Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Tuddest Podcast.

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And now, here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

Hi, I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

In the midterms, the battlements held, the invading Red Hatch trying to overturn democracy

and make us live in a fascist run hellscape where women are baby factories with no rights

and fossil fuels turn the planet into an unlivable wasteland well.

Those vampires were vanquished, except for one.

Look, maybe that's an exaggeration when I just said, but we are headed that way.

So when this rare update, man, I congratulate you, those of you who voted for democracy

for keeping the rule of law who stood against fascism and totalitarianism and whatever

the hell this is.

Seriously, when did we drop our standards for leaders?

Oh right, the cocaine-fueled college dropout.

That dropped us into the great recession, right?

Let's take a look at which party brings qualified people, which party brings people that aren't

qualified to work as carnies on the tilt of the world.

If you can't trust someone to run a restaurant without being armed, how the hell can you trust

them to run anything?

Now the past history of the midterms is pretty consistent.

And usually with a president that has a 44% favorable rating, the opposing party picks

up anywhere from 20 to, and this is a big number, 60 seats in the house and five to 15 in

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