Middle-Aged Lobsters

Ask Iliza Anything

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Iliza confirms she will not eat Sour Patch Kids cereal and laments our technology obsessed society. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/iliza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answer! The answer!
0:25.0	You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser!
0:29.0	Ask a laser!
0:31.0	Ask a laser!
0:33.0	Before we get started, I just want to say something.
0:37.0	You're fired.
0:39.0	No. I, in my new quest to correct every piece of litter on this planet,
0:46.0	I was thinking about plastic in the oceans,
0:49.0	and what's upsetting is that turtles and fish eat all the plastic and get caught in the plastic.
0:54.0	Look at the dog, pay attention to me.
0:57.0	So maybe the issue is that plastic is floating,
1:00.0	because if plastic sinks to the bottom, animals can make a home out of it.
1:04.0	So perhaps it is the fact that the plastic isn't heavy enough that is our main concern.
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