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Ask Iliza Anything

Festival Ready

Ask Iliza Anything

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Iliza addresses toxic relationships and terrible last names. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/iliza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram, comment section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them! Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me! Ask me your image!

0:30.0

That's right! Ask me! In a third! Ask me! And you can ask anything you want. Which is some more in your house? This theme tune or the who's the boss theme tune? It's the who's the boss theme song. I heard Smokey Husky singing it this morning. So for those of you that don't know, my publicist has this horrible hold music that the first couple bars are the exact same as the theme song for who's the boss theme tune.

1:00.0

So they're like, you know, like Polaris PR one moment, and then it goes into like some weird 80s whole music. But I always sing the who's the boss theme song when I'm on hold. But we've kind of the words have transformed into this weird song about suicide. So instead of like, there's a time for love and a time for tips, take your chance and fist the wind. Which we used to sing, now it's take your life in your own hands.

1:30.0

And we just walk around the house singing bits of it to the dog even my husband's like, there's a time for taking your life away. You take your life in your own hands. We sing it to the dog. It's a gibberish house, but it's our home. No one asked that. You just wanted to know. I was just curious because it was the you were singing that song today. But I constantly have the Ascalize a song stuck on my head. You know what else was stuck in our head for a while was the theme song to my synth.

1:59.0

I was like, since canceled late night show truth and Eliza, because it was like, hey, hey, yeah. And it was so fun. And I would catch my husband singing it. And I'd be like, please don't sing that. Please don't speak of the dead.

2:11.0

Like, forget that. That was a great song. It was great. Great show too. Huge mistake free form. Oh boy. Huge mistake. Big mistake. You work on commission, right? Big mistake. All right. Julia.

2:26.0

Wow. Next question. First question.

2:29.0

Quince Queen. Hi. So excited for the next podcast. I would love to know a, what is your complete nightmare idea of the worst vacation ever?

2:37.0

And me. What is the best vacation you can dream up and what are blanches dream in nightmare vacays?

2:42.0

Oh, I did see that part of the question because I got so excited about me talking about me, fetching about my nightmare of a vacation.

2:49.0

Quince Queen. Um, Quince is a very.

2:53.0

Scent lovely scented fruit. I don't know if you ever smelled one. I did recently. So now I think of that Boston city.

3:00.0

Quincy. Quincy. It said Quincy. Okay. That's so not about the fruit.

3:05.0

Um, my nightmare vacation would be the following.

3:09.0

I'm hiking at a music festival that only plays covers of brown eye girl.

3:16.0

And I have no VIP access. And they don't allow dogs. And there's other people from L.A. everywhere because my biggest pet peeve when I travel to other countries just being surrounded by other Americans.

3:28.0

And they all brought their kids. And there are multiple connecting flights to get there. And when I arrive at the hotel, I can't check in.

3:35.0

I don't have you been to a big music festival. No.

3:39.0

By design to you don't like them at all. I don't want to be outside. I freckle. It sounds exhausting.

3:45.0

I probably only want to see one or two of the bands and of those bands. I probably only like one or two of the songs.

3:50.0

It's just a big commitment. And I'm not like a chill music person. I would like to go to stage coach.

3:56.0

I don't understand the people that go to weekends to coach. That's not true. I have been a music festival to perform.

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