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🗓️ 17 July 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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this week on delusional diaries, halley and jaz are back and buzzier than ever… literally fresh off getting their ears re-pierced and botox topped off (because, duh). they’re taking you inside the chaos of their lives lately: wimbledon, pimm’s, why jaz is officially back on her “freeze my face” era…
but that’s just the beginning. halley spills all the details on her eurotrip-esque paris + london adventure, from chaotic eurostar nightmares to staying at the ritz, plus yes, we finally get the tea on why reed didn’t propose
the girls also reflect on aging, looking hot at 50, married life weirdness, family holiday traditions (including an accidental thanksgiving meltdown, oops), and the constant struggle of being hot and hyper-analyzed on camera.
botox? yes. wimbledon? yes. almost crying at the train station? also yes. this episode is everything you could wish for…
Timestamps:
0:17 - Our new additions
2:51 - Botox refresh
8:06 - Wimbledon & our love of tennis
12:53 - We need some sleep
15:22 - Euro travels
24:13 - Jaz is a sister-in-law
30:36 - Workout accountability
37:44 - Jaz’s house
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| 1:14.9 | the YouTube version, you may notice something crazy about us. We have earrings. Yeah. We got our ears |
| 1:21.8 | pierce. Yeah, we did. Literally if there's blood coming out of my ear. That's why. We got them, |
| 1:27.0 | like, stitched up a while ago because they were getting saggy. |
| 1:30.4 | Mine were worse than yours for sure. It's almost like I told you. |
| 1:34.4 | Really bad. Like about to rip through it basically. Yeah. And so we went to Dr. Rappaport, my king. |
| 1:43.1 | And he stitched up our ears. It was like the easiest thing ever. I really didn't trust him when he was like, oh, your ear's going to be numb. I was kind of like, how could it really be that numb, you know? Didn't feel shit. Nothing. And honestly, major sleigh with like, I will say it was more intense than I expected. I thought he was just going to stitch it up, two stitches and call it a day, like real quick, easy over? No, it was like he had to like cut out the old thing, like the whole area. Yeah. And then it was like, it was more intense than I expected. Yeah. It took like a little bit longer. No, but it still was really easy. We were both like obviously awake. There was no like anesthesia or anything. |
| 2:18.5 | It's covered in beta dine. What? Bedaine. Oh, the like orange stuff. Yeah. I thought that's honestly what myself Tanner is. But anyway. And then. That was like what? Two months ago? Yeah. Yeah, like six weeks. Okay, yeah. |
| 3:09.3 | And then today we got our ears re-pierced. I only got one done, but I'm excited to be wearing earrings again, like in my first hole and not the second. Yeah, I'm excited to wear earrings as well. We have to keep these. We're married to these for a month. Yeah, he told us that 80 times. Yeah, he did. um, I was I going to say. Oh, it was, yeah, I was like scared, honestly, not that you could feel it, but like he could not get your one earring, like, like, he couldn't get the back through the one part. He said that. I have thick skin. And then we just say, like, I only do like, literally, not figuratively. Like, I'm very sensitive. But like you have a high pain tolerance yeah yeah I meant like sensitive and like emotionally yeah like you don't you're not |
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