hot takes in the hamptons

Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are in the Hamptons with fresh summer cuts and full of 4th of July energy. the episode kicks off with a much-needed hair update and a debate over who really has the shorter cut. spoiler: no one actually knows what an inch is. they swap stories about childhood holiday traditions, chaotic firework moments, and working family fair booths.

they also dive deep into their own anxious inner child moments, like waking your mom up at 2AM and silently praying you wouldn’t get screamed at, and share a few reflections on religion, OCD tendencies, and growing empathy for their moms now that they’re older. it’s equal parts hilarious and weirdly healing.

of course, it wouldn’t be a Delusional Diaries episode without some breaking down of reality TV and whatnot. the girls go in on the current Love Island season, debating who’s real, who’s fake, and who’s getting done dirty by editing. throw in some blackout flashbacks, boat day dreams, and home renovation updates, and you’ve got the ultimate summer chaos.

Timestamps:

0:16 - We got our Summer cuts

3:04 - July 4th nostalgia

11:15 - Jaz 4th of July redemption year

14:19 - when you had to wake up your parents in the middle of the night

19:36 - Love Island thoughts pre-frontal lobe convos

28:25 - Jaz’s new house updates

36:57 - What’s your villain origin story

46:30 - What conspiracy theory do you believe

49:21 - Kylie Jenner lip kits

50:43 - Sleepovers growing up and our sneaking out stories

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1:06.7	Music at audible.com slash wonder why UK. Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. Guys, you both have short hair.
1:14.5	I think your hair looks like a very similar leg. Really? I cut like... It's like maybe an inch or two shorter.
1:19.9	No, no, no. I cut this hair like solid three inches. Okay. I think it looks great. Yours is a big difference.
1:29.1	But mine's still shorter. Maybe it's just the way you're sitting right now. But yours is a big difference, but mine's still shorter.
1:30.8	Maybe it's just the way you're sitting right now. And if you were standing, I would be like, oh, okay.
1:33.3	I don't know.
1:33.9	It looks, it does like a little shorter, but I like the length.
1:37.0	It's like mostly straight right now.
1:38.1	Normally it's always curled.
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