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Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

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🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Halley and Jaz are back: with way too much to catch up on. from summer travel whiplash to an exciting (but mysterious) Costa Rica work trip, they’re trying to slow down… but obviously, that’s not happening. they recap Halley’s Europe adventures, reflect on hosting everyone except themselves all summer, and spiral over how there are somehow only eight weekends of summer left. (how did that happen?)

naturally, the convo devolves into a full Love Island debrief. spoiler alert: they don’t trust the producers, they’ve got big opinions on Nic and Olandria, and yes, they’re still obsessed with Amaya. they also get deep about cancel culture, double standards between men and women, childhood bedroom redesigns, babysitting horror stories, sneaky Rite Aid thefts, and why college dorming should honestly be illegal. ALSO: a lot of your questions get answered, and the answers are JUICY!

this episode is a chaotic cocktail of nostalgia, unfiltered advice, and friendship rants with a side of sassiness & tea-spilling. it’s everything you didn’t know you needed: just press play and let the rollercoaster begin.

Timestamps

0:22 - Travels & life updates

3:15 - Love Island Finale

10:20 - Our take on music these days

13:08 - Would we buy the original Birkin

15:12 - Questions from our followers

38:08 - Do Kevin and Reed get to have opinions when it comes to decorating the houses

43:16 - PB Teen & American Girl Dolls

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0:34.5	Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast.
0:36.9	I'm Hallie.
0:37.7	And I'm Jazz. We are in the same outfits because we did double record today.
0:42.2	Because we've been so busy.
0:44.2	I've been so gone and all over the place. But things are slowing down.
0:47.8	Well, no. I'm gone a lot.
0:51.3	You have a couple more things.
0:52.5	Yeah. I go to Chicago and I'll be back from Idaho by the time this is out. And then we're going to Costa Rica. Costa Rica. We're so excited. Really excited for an exciting like work thing, but it's going to be really fun. Later, obviously. I need to be that person, but like, can't tell you yet. But I'm really excited. I think it'll be really fun. We wanted to go to Costa Rica for a while. We were actually supposed to go on a brand trip there and then it ended up getting switched. And ever since that, I just was like... It sparked something. I was like, I need to go to Costa Rica. Like, I'd never thought about going to Costa Rica really before. But then once the seed was planted. I was like, now I need to go.
1:28.4	So I'm really excited to go. I think it'll be really fun. And yeah, that's really my only travel coming up that I know of. And I'm trying to keep it that way just because. I'm trying to be sad. There's not even like, I saw somebody. I think Kit made of a video. there's only eight weekends left of summer and I was like, girl,
1:26.0	I'm not going to be here for like,
1:27.1	two weekends ago too.
1:28.2	I know.
1:28.6	I'm like,
1:29.0	okay. even like I saw somebody I think Kit made a video she's like there's only eight weekends left of summer and I was like girl I don't know I'm like there was like two weekends ago too I know
1:47.4	I'm like okay um cool so I'm really trying to like have because I've really not even been home
1:54.3	this entire summer so trying to you know whatever but I am I did have a lot of fun on my little
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