Microwaving Used Diapers

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Pamperchu – An Adult Baby…And It’s Downhill From There 2:16.545 NSFW Voice Acting Reel 15:33.401 Breaking Down When A Crazy Lady Appears 19:07.944 Claiming Victoria Secret Lingerie Gave Her an STD 24:02.530 Showdown At A Bank 26:15.098 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:46.702 Pharmacist Claims Custom Is Demon From Hell 31:09.628 Florida Cop Is the New Florida Man 35:09.273 Smart Water To Tag Criminals 40:15.560 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 44:19.118 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, July 25th, 2022, coming up on the program today, an adult baby who
0:06.1	microwaves used diapers.
0:07.9	Plus, confronting Victoria's secret staff about the lingerie that gave you Climidia, this
0:13.0	pharmacist doesn't dispense pills to hell-dwelling demons, and the smell of rabbit pussy.
0:19.1	All coming up today.
0:22.9	We interrupt the start of today's Distorted View Daily Podcast for Breaking News.
0:29.1	Reporting live from our San Diego Studios, here's Gabrielle Chenna.
0:34.9	We have an emergency.
0:35.9	The Jesuits are about to launch a nuclear bomb that has seen in it that will infect everyone.
0:42.7	We need our scientists all over the world to help us stop this bomb and also any scientists
0:50.9	out there that can help us stop this bomb or come up with some sort of spermicide that
0:57.4	will counter the all the germs that are going to come out of this bomb.
1:02.6	The nuclear bomb is headed right towards Canada right now where Terry Jenkins is.
1:07.2	We need scientists and military to intervene this bomb and it's going to be like Jesuit
1:14.6	Bukhaki and a nuclear bomb that's headed towards Canada where Judge Terrence Jenkins is
1:18.8	right now.
1:19.8	Yes, me again.
1:20.8	Yeah, keep talking.
1:21.8	I actually had the video going right now and I think you're being reported.
1:25.1	Oh, my goodness.
1:26.1	Oh, my goodness.
1:27.1	I'm on video.
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