Frank sits Friday, July 22, 2022, coming up on the program today, the finest public access

television Tampa, Florida has to offer. Plus, a pedo predator just wants to spank a teenager's

rump when you need jocturds just to live. And Velvita introduces Cheesy Martinis.

All coming up today.

I'm Leanne Paisley-Howell and coming up on today's simple living. While we all deal with

our own share of hard times, it's important to remember it can always get worse.

In what better way to put you in a more optimistic mood about your own life than acknowledging

the pain and suffering of others? In a fun and crafty way, of course. First up, is there

anything more frustrating than raising those moody, difficult teenage kids? Well, think

about all the dead children who perished in the many, many, many, many recent school shootings.

To honor them, we'll whip up a batch of chocolate chip, pecan, sandy hook cookies.

Bang bang! I've been slain by the divine smell of cookie dough. Bonus, the little morsels

of chocolate chips kind of look like bullets. Next, stressed out, it may seem like life

is unfair. But think about all those young kids that we've shipped off to fight meaningless

wars. They come back from those shit hole countries and all of a sudden loud noises make

them piss themselves. They need to try some of my comfort food. I'll show you how to

make an amazing PTSD BLT. Piled sky high with pastrami, tomato, salami, dill pickles. And

of course, bang, lightning thunder! I just made a marine cry. Finally today, sometimes

you stub your toe or you hit your funny bone and you think you're just having the worst

day ever. Do I have to remind you that people died in the World Trade Center? It's so

sad to think about, but it gave me a great idea for a recipe. Today I'll show you how

to craft an amazing 9-11 layer casserole, with a base or ground zero of croutons, because

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