A Boyfriend for Every Stage of your Life (w/ Jessica McKenna)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Jessica McKenna (Off Book podcast) has had a boyfriend in every stage of her life. She details the drama behind her middle school romance, to meeting boys in high school mock trial, and charming her current man with her Disneyland bathroom knowledge. Nicole shares a moment she had with a homeless man, and shares her story of sexual assault in public. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please!
0:15.0	Tell me why!
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:28.0	I'm not gonna do it again.
0:32.0	It's a podcast where Mina Colbeyer tries to figure out how she's still single, even though
0:38.0	if she eats a cracker too fast and then starts talking, she'll start choking, just like she'll
0:43.0	choke on your dick.
0:44.0	I don't know why I was speaking about myself in the third person.
0:48.0	Usually I say, I'm, this is already wild.
0:52.0	Anywho, my guest today, you know her, you love her.
0:55.0	She performs at UCB.
0:56.0	She was also on DC Superhero Girl Super Shorts.
1:00.0	Also, little big, awesome, big city greens.
1:03.0	We were on a failed Fox television show called Party Over Here.
1:07.0	Also, we did sketch together for such a long time at UCB.
1:09.0	And she's got a podcast called Off Book on the Yearwolf Network.
1:12.0	It's Jessica McKenna!
1:14.0	Boop-boop-boop!
1:15.0	Whoa, that was fun.
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