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🗓️ 7 October 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Radio and podcast host Jesse Thorn (Jordan Jesse Go!, Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman) stops by as Daniel describes how a man with drugs asked the police for protection, Jason explains why a French woman sued the company that paid her for 20 years to do nothing, and Randy warns wearing a hotdog costume while vandalizing a car, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Dan and Rand and Jay will share |
| 0:05.7 | Tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose |
| 0:10.7 | We'll make the news breaking down each epic fail in Florida there's half-rice bail I'm happy to say they |
| 0:17.6 | Couldn't make this up |
| 0:20.0 | So listen to our podcast jam with co-host our man Dan. |
| 0:24.9 | Don't be a jerk. |
| 0:27.1 | Because when the music gets the funny hits and we are going to take you down. |
| 0:32.5 | Stick around. |
| 0:33.6 | Make a sound hunger down. |
| 0:34.7 | It's Dumb People Town. |
| 0:36.6 | Hey, Donnie's welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population, U. Population, Thorn. Like a thorn in our sides that we like. Every Jesse has a thorn. Hi, Jesse. Like a thorn in your side that we like. It's reminding me of good things in our life. I'm glad that's here. What is that nudging me? |
| 0:55.8 | What is that beautiful pain I feel in my side? It's Jesse Thorne. How are you, bud? I'm well, Randall and you. I'm good. It's so nice to see you, so nice to have you here to play with us. You usually were playing in your studio, and now we got you in our studio. I'm happy anytime I'm in Burbank, California. |
| 1:10.5 | That's right. |
| 1:11.2 | I'm going to go get some model trains, some goth shoes. |
| 1:14.3 | And some chips. in our studio. I'm happy anytime I'm in Burbank, California, right? I'm going to go get some model trains, some goth shoes, and some chili, some Exotica records. Where did you grow up? I'm from San Francisco. That's how I thought of the Bay Area. Yeah, dude, he's all Bay. He's all giants all the time. Did anyone else, Burbank lived in a certain part of your mind as a youth before. |
| 1:27.8 | Johnny Carson. Carson, but then there was like, it seemed like anytime you'd see a sweepstakes for something, it was like Burbank, California. Burbank, so it's weird what it becomes when you live here versus what it is in your childhood. It still is a weird place. Right. It is. So there's still a magic to it and a suburb. To those who aren't from here. Yeah, it is exactly the thing that I imagined it to be, except that I didn't know there was also a martial arts museum. Wait, hang on a second. What's it called? It's called the Burbank Martial Arts Museum, I think. I mean, what is hanging in there? It's not called haia. For a while, I had lower back pain and was going to a physical therapist in Burbank. |
| 2:03.5 | And like within... hanging in there. It's not called hiya. For a while I had lower back pain and was going to a physical |
| 2:02.2 | therapist in Burbank and like within sight line of the entrance to the physical therapy, there was a |
| 2:08.3 | martial arts museum, there was a gun store, there was a model train store, there was a women's |
| 2:14.8 | clothing store that was never open. It was only opened by appointment. |
| 2:19.2 | Two of the best Hollywood or sorry, |
| 2:22.7 | Halloween stores are out here along Magnolia. |
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