Michael's Looking for Love

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the best way to find it.

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0:00.0	What the fuck is that dude 2021 what's gonna be different absolutely nothing?
0:04.6	Qualt me I was right on fuck we're both right on fucking 2020 2021 nothing
0:09.8	Literally nothing different, okay?
0:12.1	You know it's different for me. I'll fucking tell you so on Christmas. Hey guys
0:17.7	Christmas yeah last year I hate when people who's the last year? Why don't you fucking kill yourself?
0:22.4	You version you talking about me you do that? No, I just did it to you right now. Oh you were you weren't serious
0:27.6	We did like Joker like oh wait no, no cuz you're saying what here's why my 2021 is gonna be different. Oh
0:35.0	Well, I'm just so they could know here's why my 2021 might have been different there you go
0:40.7	That's an MLA format right there MLA MLA MLA format you had to write it every I say like that
0:46.4	Mm-hmm. Thank MLA format MLA
0:50.4	ML Shyamalan M nice Shyamalan
0:52.6	Well my paper first of all do we ever talk about has middle nights night?
0:56.4	That's fucking dope. Yeah, why don't you leave with that night Shyamalan night night Shyamalan
1:01.1	Good and night Shyamalan. So it's fucking sick nice it's not like night out or night like night
1:06.4	Night N.I.G. I just said it again. Well night like night night. Oh night like it's now
1:11.5	Oh, look at this night outside and then there's nights right could you imagine if you were night
1:17.2	2021 I think there's nights in 2021 probably
1:20.0	Yeah, fucking like actor like British actors always turn in the night. Yes
1:25.1	What do they do the reenactments?
1:27.1	Right
1:29.1	You fucking have those things. Oh, you were seeing them goddamn bosoms that shit. No, it all chained up
1:35.3	What
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