104: Trevor's Biggest Fuck-up

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science.

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0:00.0	You do up your seatbelt and check your rearview mirror.
0:04.9	You've got airbags and anti-lock brakes.
0:07.8	Everything in your car is designed to protect you, but none of that will protect you from
0:12.2	this.
0:13.2	The air you're breathing.
0:16.2	According to research, one of the most polluted areas in London is inside your car.
0:21.4	That's why the U-Lez is expanding across all London boroughs.
0:24.9	Search U-Lez 2023 to find out about the support available.
0:28.8	Let's clear the air.
0:29.8	Door open!
0:30.8	Door open in the middle of my street.
0:32.9	Doesn't it?
0:33.9	I'll sit on my reclaimed wood coffee table fucking jacking it.
0:40.3	Why do they always say cut the cameras and then moveies and then don't cut the cameras?
0:43.7	They do cut the cameras.
0:45.7	I feel like every TV show or like movie when someone was like cut the cameras they don't.
0:51.2	Maybe I'm not in your brain.
0:52.2	I don't know what your reference is.
0:53.2	I don't know.
0:54.2	I just feel like every time I hear someone say cut the cameras the cameras are like, no,
0:56.2	you're not the director.
0:57.2	I'm going to just keep rolling.
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