Michael Pees Wrong?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee, whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world.

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0:00.0	Have you ever worn silk boxes?
0:02.0	No, I wouldn't like to try it. It sounds like it feels, you know, they nice.
0:06.0	It feels good. Yeah.
0:07.0	Hold up. So when you just walk around you're like, okay.
0:09.0	You walk around like your dick's in a nightclub, but all give him the times.
0:12.0	It's always just dancing.
0:13.0	This is a boxy, a slip-slip.
0:15.0	You're just fucking a little hole that your dick goes out of.
0:18.0	Do you ever pee through that hole?
0:20.0	Uh, sometimes.
0:21.0	Really? Sometimes I do.
0:23.0	I don't like how many doors you gotta get behind just to get your dick out.
0:26.0	Yeah, sometimes I'm like, what's the passcode here?
0:29.0	I feel like I'm, you know what you're looking for a sudden pass socks or a sock drawer?
0:31.0	I think I'm doing that with like my penis.
0:33.0	Everybody just goes over the top.
0:35.0	Oh, I've, wow. Everyone, you go over the top.
0:39.0	Wait, to pee?
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:41.0	What do you do?
0:42.0	You just take your box and just shove them down?
0:44.0	Yeah.
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