69: Penis Pals

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Guys, look, we were gonna be in separate clothes for the episode, but we forgot we fucked up. This is episode 69
0:06.5	69, bro. Did 69
0:09.1	6 and then what I know or if you flip it upside down what 6 9 exactly Tacashi ain't here, but we are he's
0:16.6	Okay, so do you like 69's the position of the rapper?
0:21.1	This position I like to do both while I listen to Tacashi and Eason but holaishi
0:25.2	Oh, you like this? No, no, you try this. I'm sorry. Huh? Huh?
0:32.1	Are you child this am I do I like 69 if I don't like to deny that means I'm a child? Yeah, no
0:38.6	It's too. I don't want no no one's focused
0:42.8	Everyone is just trying to get everyone's just trying to get bears and not provide the top of their ability to give
0:48.3	I like it feel like you have in the mainframe
0:50.6	What is that?
0:55.2	In there like ask Galactic that's galaxy galaxy at aster, aster, lodge
1:00.7	The galaxy they're so good. I hate that's good
1:05.2	I hate 69 dude. It's just there's too much happening and no one's focused
1:09.9	That's the problem is I want to give to the best of my ability also and receive to their best of their ability and no one's
1:15.3	Focus no one's given a hundred percent. How are you gonna give a hundred percent? You're dick sucked
1:19.0	How are you gonna give a hundred percent while you're sucking dig getting your pussy leaked? It's impossible
1:23.0	No one's given a hundred percent. It's just a funny thing that I kind of always hope I get walked in on just be like what?
1:29.3	Oh, no, that's probably the worst position to get well
1:32.6	No, there is because you can't pretend to be doing something
1:34.9	Well, the worst position to get walked in on by your family was getting pegged. That's probably the worst position to get
1:41.8	Nope, I'd rather be milk
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