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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Miata Spindrift, with Eliza Skinner

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, we welcome comedian Eliza Skinner back to the show to chat with us about car culture, weird neighbors, Garfield, and much more.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.0

Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.

0:11.3

It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart.

0:15.0

Jordan Morris, Audi stud no longer.

0:18.7

Oh, wait a minute. Now, I know you to be a fancy little Prius lad.

0:25.1

I know you to value compact size and efficiency in your tasteful, sporty Prius C, or whatever

0:34.2

it's called.

0:34.6

I can't remember what this.

0:35.5

Because is that it called Prius C?

0:36.7

You, well, I did have a Prius C, the compact Prius that they don't make anymore.

0:42.8

Uh-huh.

0:44.2

You love that thing.

0:45.9

I loved it.

0:47.3

I was rear-ended on the freeway.

0:51.0

Everyone's fine.

0:52.3

I'm fine.

0:53.5

The scumbag who rear-ended me and was probably texting

0:58.2

is fine, but my Prius with its, you know, what I thought was kind of minor bumper damage, I guess,

1:05.4

was, you know, was so, so old that the insurance company decided to declare it totaled. Oh, no.

1:11.7

This is catastrophic.

1:13.1

The Prius C, my scooty little car with great gas mileage that they don't make anymore.

1:18.4

So, you know, I'm on the hunt, but I do have the, I did get the car insurance, you know, promised rental car.

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