Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go.

I am Jesse Thorne America's Radio, sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy, detective.

Jordan, don't worry.

I'm ready for this recording.

Yeah, I can tell. I've eaten.

Yes. I want to say a gold slager, but that's like a thing that you order at a bar that has gold flakes in it, right?

I think so, yeah, liquor with the little flex of gold in it. A gilchnegel. It's like a little Swiss meat stick.

A Swiss meat stick. Do you know the Swiss meat stick I'm talking about? I can't picture this stick. I only eat all American meat sticks. Why am I talking to you? I should be talking to my other co-host, John Hodgman, who's a pocket meat enthusiast of the first order. He knows all the pocket meat. Sure. I'll play a little pocket pool every now and then. Okay. I know what you're talking about. You're talking about touching your penis. Yeah.

But pocket pocket meat. Sure. I'll play a little pocket pool every now and then. Okay. I know what you're talking about.

You're talking about touching your penis.

Yeah.

But pocket meat, that's a horse of a different color.

I mistook the hour of our recording by one hour. And so when my 10-minute warning on my Google calendar went off.

You had just put the souffle in the oven.

Yeah, exactly. You're like, I got time for this. My boss was coming over. Right. Teresa's boss. Right. Teresa's boss was coming over. So you, while you were late for this recording, you were having a sitcom scenario happen. Exactly. Where Teresa's boss was coming over. And if the dinner didn't go well, she didn't get the big promotion.

Yeah, and I'm a pretty witch.

Okay. But I'm bad at cooking. Do you think that's the first instance of that, like that sitcom trope? It was probably bewitched, right? It's got to be on a website, right? It's got to be on a website. Gabe, look up on the internet. Yeah, the first time in a sitcom. boss is coming over.

Somebody's got to burn the cassero.

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