Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go.

I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boy, detective.

Jordan, I'm a crystal guy now.

I'm into crystals.

Oh, okay. I want to hear about the crystals, but I've been saving this for air.

Is that a freshly shorn paint, I see? Your head is so shiny today.

You know, once every 10 days or so, it starts to get shaggy if I don't do it regularly.

Am I using paint correctly? Am I using paint? Yeah, this will be my pate right here, I think. Right up front. Amazing shorn correctly? Yeah, I believe you're using shorn correctly. Awesome. I usually will have a sheep farmer do it with those big scissors. They go, whew, whizzer. Yeah, that's fun. It's number one shearing technique, as far as I'm concerned. Mm-hmm. It's looking good. Thank you. Now, let's hear about these crystals. I mean, not like quartz crystals. It's just that I rode on JetBlue the other day. Ooh, okay. Not to brag, but I did pay the extra $40 to guarantee a seat.

And they're giving up the famous blue crystal meth from Breaking Bad, right?

Yeah, exactly.

That's the crystal you're into?

Yeah, and we discussed a little bit with Sierra Cato that I had ridden on JetBlue.

JetBlue, again, probably remains the best airline to fly and coach on,

but they keep making it worse and worse like every other airline. And so you have to pay $40 to get a chair.

Yeah. Airline extra, though. I think airline extra. I think it's sure to say airline extra.

Yeah. Of the, yes, of the gradual and shittification of everything, airlines going quicker than, you know, Burger King.

But I was on JetBlue, and as we discussed with Sierra, like the snacks less good than they used to be, everything less good than it used to be.

However, I can rely still on the fact that I can order a ginger ale from the flight attendant.

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