Dana's Brother's Bed

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	Robin and I end up hooking up in Dana's brother's bed.
0:05.8	Oh, my gay.
0:07.6	Dana has no idea what has happened in her brother's bed.
0:13.3	Does her brother? Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:36.5	I pedally just cut Kira off.
0:38.3	She's had quite the morning before this recording.
0:42.1	I was in the middle of saying I'm experiencing chest pain.
0:44.9	And Griff goes,
0:45.6	welcome back to Petty Crimes.
0:48.1	Oh, no.
0:49.5	What the chest pain I would not have cut you off if I had known.
0:53.2	It's all good.
0:54.0	It's just a light anxiety symptom, but I think it helps cut you off if I had known. It's all good.
0:58.0	It's just a light anxiety symptom, but I think it helps to say it out loud.
0:58.7	Okay.
1:00.6	Well, apologies for cutting it off.
1:03.2	Ooh, a chest pain from anxiety.
1:04.2	That is not.
1:05.0	Okay.
1:07.3	And your heart just hurts a little bit.
1:07.6	Anyway.
1:09.7	Okay. Okay.
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