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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired August 8, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Nick and Josh are going for gold in the Senior Games. Everything you wanna know about the artificial intelligence takeover.

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0:00.0	Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes
0:04.5	next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love
0:10.7	my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek
0:15.4	at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.
0:23.5	It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.
0:27.6	Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.
0:31.6	The 93X.
0:33.1	The 93X.
0:33.7	The 9. Er.
0:42.0	We're closing her out today.
0:48.1	Yep.
0:50.2	Closing her smooth.
0:51.6	Welcome to the final final.
0:53.4	Hope every damn last one of you is able to go out
0:56.2	and enjoy a terrific weekend thanks for listening to the 93x half-ass morning show how you doing
1:01.6	over there jizzosh very good how are you doing all right doing all right i was thinking about you
1:10.5	last night i saw something on my television last night,
1:14.3	and I thought it looked like something you and I could do together someday. Oh, awesome.
1:19.3	An activity that could further strengthen what already is the greatest friendship in Twin Cities radio history.
1:28.2	I saw this event on my television, but I'm not sure if we qualify just yet.
1:34.1	The senior games.
1:37.1	What, like, are we talking shuffleboard?
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