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Hello

Welcome to telling everybody everything coming to you today from outside Fred's new nursery in the car

Fred is two years and three months

It's the three months that make it a milestone for starting school for nurseries

You can't do these things when you're two you have to be two and three months

You can't start school when you're four you have to be four and three months or something like that

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