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Am I the Jerk?

Melatonin turned me into a Zombie - TIFU

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 2 March 2022

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

I tried to knock myself out with melatonin and ended up becoming a zombie.

0:04.8

Since I was in high school, I could barely sleep by myself without being cursed with nightmares,

0:10.2

waking up at least two to three times a night and being a light sleeper, especially if I'm hungry.

0:15.2

So naturally, I take melatonin gummies before bed to help me get to sleep.

0:19.4

Now, I'm in a college dorm where I have to share a bedroom with a roommate.

0:23.2

He's a great guy, super friendly, helpful, and funny during the day that is.

0:27.5

At night, he's the bane of my existence.

0:30.0

This is because there are some nights his snoring is so obnoxious,

0:33.5

I can only compare it by being within inches of a diesel generator.

0:37.6

Oh, and there's no possibility of waking him from that state.

0:41.0

Last night was the fourth night in a row where I hadn't gotten a quality night's sleep.

0:45.0

I had just gotten back to sleep.

0:46.9

For I think what was the second time, my memory isn't very clear at three in the morning after all.

0:52.0

When whatever power grid my roommate is plugged into,

0:55.2

needed a full load of power.

0:56.8

Not even my noise-cancelling earbuds could stop this one.

1:00.1

At this point, I've been tired for four days,

1:02.8

so I'm not thinking clearly.

1:04.4

Did I go get a snack to make sure I wasn't hungry and wait out the storm?

1:08.0

No, I'd already eaten dinner, and even though it was small,

1:11.2

I don't want to make myself fat over this.

1:13.5

Again, 3am logic is not my strong suit.

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