"Nice Guy" Steals from Charity to Impress his Crush - NeckbeardStories
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 3 March 2022
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sir Sam tries to charity or how a neckbeard got in the back door. |
| 0:04.6 | Player One is me, Lady Saber, pretty social personality, but uncomfortable in large groups |
| 0:09.0 | of people that I don't know, I'm wearing a dark blue full-length dress, matching earrings |
| 0:13.2 | and nude heels. |
| 0:14.3 | My hair is let down and curled gently over one shoulder to cover the cut side of my face. |
| 0:20.4 | Player Two is John, my finally official boyfriend he's looking sharp wearing a white shirt |
| 0:25.0 | under a matching light blue vest and tie, press pants and polish shoes. |
| 0:28.8 | He's a much smoother dancer than I am. |
| 0:31.0 | He has a bit of a temper and will inflate when provoked. |
| 0:34.1 | It's pretty funny. |
| 0:35.1 | Player Three is Sir Samil Smoothcheeks, the chaste and chivalrous knight creepier than |
| 0:40.1 | a millipede's legs. |
| 0:41.5 | He has a high-pitched voice and needs a lotion to slip through doorways. |
| 0:45.0 | I would describe his appearance but I'm saving that more so for later. |
| 0:48.1 | This story takes place mostly at our school's winter dance. |
| 0:50.8 | It's not quite prom but it's still a black tie affair. |
| 0:53.7 | It's hosted on February, the 14th and raises money for a charity. |
| 0:57.4 | This year it's supporting a local woman shelter and support network in the city. |
| 1:00.7 | There are a bunch of silly traditions everyone follows. |
| 1:02.9 | The guy asks the girl to be their date and there's a race between someone and a chicken |
| 1:06.9 | suit and the school's mascots afterwards. |
| 1:09.3 | All this stuff is designed to drum up interest and to get more people to buy tickets. |
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