Meet Me At The Beverly Center Part 2

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On this roller coaster of an episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back in the LA studios. She talks about her wedding woes, nightmares and THAT guy at the gym - then hits the hotline to save the world, one problem at time.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:19.5	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the
0:22.6	Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMan, how the hell are you?
0:27.0	I'm here in L.A. at the deer media studios. She's live. She's loose. She's limber.
0:32.3	And I'm looking at a beautiful sunny L.A.
0:34.5	You know, I never get to come to these studios enough because I'm a work horse on the open road.
0:41.0	I kind of feel like I've been working on a carnival cruise a little bit.
0:45.4	You know what I mean? I feel like I've been doing the midnight shift. I've been on lookout,
0:50.3	the watch, making sure dumb spring break teens don't jump over.
0:55.0	You know that if you go on a cruise, there is an actual person like they have to watch.
0:59.3	They have cameras all over the boat because sometimes drunk teens will try and jump off.
1:03.9	What the fuck would you think that's a great idea? They do it as a deer.
1:09.2	It's happened recently. I believe on a cruise. 15 year old kid jumped as a deer.
1:14.4	Not bright. Anyways, I don't know why I'm talking about boat safety.
1:18.5	Still reeling. No pun intended for my weekend in Boca.
1:22.0	But what's going on doing the most L.A. shet ever? I have been in the pocket in the zone, if you will.
1:28.7	Working on a new project. So I've been in the valley, deep valley with Matin.
1:33.2	Working on some new script stuff, which is very exciting. So this has been my little four day window
1:37.2	to get work done. And it's great. It's nice to get the creative juices flowing in a different
1:42.0	direction again. And I like it and I love it and I want some more of it. If you know that country song,
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