Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Your Mom's House Ep. 831

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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New Jersey and and New York Tom's coming to you Oct. 15th, 17th and 18th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour SPONSORS: - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to http://LIQUID-IV.COM and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. - Head to https://Mood.com and use code YOURMOM to find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House! Your Mom’s House Ep. 831 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga 00:13:41 - A History Lesson 00:21:16 - Boston Gambler 00:27:20 - Cool Accountant 00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops 00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty 00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE 00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming 00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf 00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron 01:03:46 - TikToks 01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's everybody and happy October next week. I'm bringing my coming together tour to New Jersey and New York.
0:05.5	I'll be in Newark at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center on October 15th, then Brooklyn at King's Theater on Friday, October 17th,
0:14.0	followed by Westbury at the Flagstar at Westbury Music Fair for two shows on Saturday, October 18th. The 5 p.m. show is sold out.
0:24.0	You can try to get tickets for the 8.30 p.m. show. Tickets and all info. It's at thomskyro.com
0:30.7	slash tour.
0:33.5	Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:44.4	Welcome to the show.
0:44.9	Welcome.
0:46.1	This is your mama's place.
0:48.3	She's Christine. I'm Tim.
0:50.0	Let's rock and roll.
0:52.3	What's going on?
0:54.1	You don't seem like you're in a good mood. Is it because you visited the dentist this morning? I mean, I didn't enjoy it, if that's what you're asking. Yeah. I didn't enjoy it. I didn't like it. What's going on? I didn't enjoy it. I didn't like it. Yeah. Yeah. Were you going to talk about it? Maybe later. Okay. Yeah.
1:11.1	I'm here for you.
1:11.9	I want to hear it, though.
1:13.0	Thanks.
1:13.3	How's your morning?
1:14.3	It was cool. I'm granchy. I'm like, I'm in a bad mood, honestly. I just woke up kind of grumpy. And I know what it is. I'm getting my period. Hmm. Maybe that's what it is for me too.
1:26.1	Yeah.
1:26.6	My period's starting.
1:27.8	When it started...
1:28.8	No, I mean, I feel it coming.
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