The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss out on the chance to pick up Christina's 4 new cosmetic products! Evermore Liquid Lipstick, Lip Gloss, and Velvet Crush Blush. Available now at https://christinap.com SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky! Your Mom’s House Ep. 830 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 10/19/25. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . Ends 10/12/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes 00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit 00:20:14 - Fartmacy 00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers 00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List 00:46:56 - Napkin Pants 00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny 00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru 00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT 01:01:10 - Art Update 01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sunday, October 19th, at the hall at Live Casino in Hanover, Maryland.
0:05.4	I will be throwing it down.
0:07.1	It's one of my favorite spots to go to.
0:09.2	Get tickets now at tomskere.com slash tour, and I'll see you there.
0:14.5	Welcome.
0:16.1	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:25.3	Ah. Welcome to your mom's house. I don't like it.
0:26.6	I don't like it.
0:27.8	Wow, it's been a long time.
0:29.0	I hate it.
0:32.3	Let's go.
0:32.7	Give it to me, Mark.
0:33.4	And five, four, three, two.
0:37.1	Where's your fucking expression? Tougago lo, go. I've got Putang Aramo is your mother's a whore. Yeah, that's rad. I was going for the good morning. No. Ugandan Umaga. There you go. There you know. All right. They're just telling me how poor it is in the Philippines.
1:12.9	Yeah, I know. We had all these J's talking and now we got, you know, this lady. It's like fucking say something. Say something cool and different. I know. Bacalaka tako. Taka like a dick, dook, dook. What's that mean? Your shirt's pressed? What else you know to say? All right.
1:12.9	And Olympia is hot. What's that mean? Your shirts pressed? What else you know to say? All right.
1:14.5	And the lumpia is hot.
1:18.7	I have some karekare for you to read today.
1:20.8	So ridiculous.
1:22.5	What?
1:23.4	Welcome to the show.
1:24.2	What's everybody?
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