Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Your Mom's House Ep. 832

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. This Sunday, October 19th, I'll be in Hanover, Maryland at the Hall at Live during my Come Together tour.
0:07.0	Then next week, I'm coming all across Indiana. Gary on October 23rd, West Lafayette on October 24th,
0:14.4	and Fort Wayne on October 25th, and Bloomington, October 26. Get your tickets right now at Tomscrow.com slash tour.
0:24.3	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:33.8	Hi, what's everybody? This is my camera. I'm Christine.
0:38.2	Tim is out touring, probably has a second family that he needs to support.
0:42.6	But with me in his place is the fantastic Rob Eiler.
0:45.6	Everybody, welcome.
0:46.9	Wow.
0:47.8	Thank you.
0:48.4	You told me Tom was in rehab for eating disorder.
0:52.5	That's right.
0:53.6	I forgot about that. Yeah, I didn't want to put it out there, but yes, yes. People have noticed. I have to say. Yeah, yeah. See, I thought it was just him leading up to having an affair and abandoning me because that's where my mind goes because I'm mentally normal. But he could do that fat.
1:27.0	He has enough money where he could just be fat and fuck. Oh, that's such a good point. But that's so true. But I was, but I've always heard that it's like when guys change their appearance and stuff. Like that's the first step. So I don't know. Yeah. Good luck with that. Give a shit. Yeah. But the good thing is, it's just in rehab.
1:28.3	Who cares?
1:29.8	No, I don't care.
1:44.2	I'll be single forever. Anyway, if Tom and I go Splitsville, I'm just, I'm just gonna have more cats and dogs. Yeah, well, you could live the life. We call it the lifestyle. The lifestyle. The lifestyle. Oh, the swingers have the lifestyle. Oh, yeah. the single lifestyle we call it the lifestyle the lifestyle the single lifestyle yeah like how the swingers have the lifestyle oh yeah I have the single lifestyle we call it the lifestyle the lifestyle yeah where you don't have to
1:48.8	me and any were just talking about where you don't have to worry about other people's feelings
1:51.8	that must be nice you don't have to meet people's friends and pretend to like them which is the
1:55.7	number one worst worst part do you think that's the worst part or learning their like triggers and what makes
2:04.4	them sad and what upsets them? No, because that I could that I could at least get into like I could
2:10.8	find it interesting that someone's like crazy. Where when your friend is an asshole and I'm supposed to
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