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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Schrödinger's Vegan, with Myq Kaplan

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, we welcome comedian Myq Kaplan to the show to chat with us about Tom Jones, veganism, and his ability to fill-in for Taylor Swift at a moment’s notice!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you.

0:03.3

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.0

Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sex and run you.

0:11.3

It's Jordan Jesse Go.

0:12.5

I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart.

0:14.7

Jordan Morris, boy, detective.

0:16.5

Well, I have great news for the audience.

0:19.4

We're in a new studio.

0:20.7

We are. Can you see it?

0:23.4

It's here in the historic jewelry district of downtown Los Angeles.

0:28.5

Paint a picture, Jesse. Set the scene. So we're in an Art Echo commercial building. Originally,

0:36.2

some sort of department store.

0:38.5

Today, it's full of creatives like ourselves.

0:42.3

Right.

0:43.0

Our fellow creatives.

0:44.7

Creative is a special word that was created by advertising guys

0:48.5

to make themselves seem the same as artists.

0:52.2

Anyway, creatives such as ourselves fill this building.

0:55.6

The block is full of jewelers, mostly selling gold-plated jewelry.

1:02.4

So if you want to buy like a ducky chain, like a full-on Bismarkey ass chain, this is the place.

1:09.4

This is the place to do it affordably.

1:11.1

Yeah.

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